Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

To prevent blackouts, Trump administration keeps another aging power plant online through summer - AP News

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is there porn on TikTok?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

No way

New COVID variant is spreading. Don’t underestimate it, experts say. - NJ.com

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

These Common Foods Can Slow Aging Naturally, According to Scientists - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Then came..

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

NY retail worker safety law takes effect this week. Here’s what it does. - Gothamist

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.