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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Cosmic Dawn with Nobel Laureate John Mather - NASA (.gov)
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
No go.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manufacturing PMI® at 48.5%; May 2025 Manufacturing ISM® Report On Business® - PR Newswire
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
2025 Stanley Cup Finals Preview: Can Connor McDavid Finally Do It? - The Ringer
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Scientists uncover key role of thyroid hormones in fear memory formation - PsyPost
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
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DNA from 9,000-year-old skeletons disproves migratory waves theory from South Africa - Earth.com
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Washington governor activates National Guard in search for accused killer, Travis Decker - KATU
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives