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12.06.2025 12:46

Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
No way
New COVID variant is spreading. Don’t underestimate it, experts say. - NJ.com
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
These Common Foods Can Slow Aging Naturally, According to Scientists - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
NY retail worker safety law takes effect this week. Here’s what it does. - Gothamist
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.